This is one of the best homemade FSM’s I’ve seen in awhile!

Homemade Flying Spaghetti Monster

We have yet another sighting of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). I can not think of a better topper for a Christmas Tree than the FSM himself!

Here are a few quotes from the Bible that are actually helpful to Atheists

OLD TESTAMENT QUOTES:

4th. Commandment, Exodus 20:8 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy”.
Exodus 31:15 “Whosoever shall work in the Sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death”.
Numbers 15:32. “And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the Sabbath day…And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses.”

5th. Commandment, Exodus 20:12 “Honour thy father and thy mother”.
Exodus 21:15-17 “And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death”.
Exodus 21:17 “And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death”.